Hi Darlings, After all that ferocious fabulousness with Cartier at the Four Seasons, Hermès at the Peninsula and DJ Morales at Dragon-i last week, it's kinda blah blah bland this week.

Legendary British design brand Established & Sons will be having a cocktail party on the 15th (this Thursday) at the Lane Crawforod Pacific Place Home Store (1/F, 88 Queensway, Admiralty). Those of you who've got invitations from Lane Crawford can come and have a martini and meet Alasdhair Willis (CEO and husband of Stella McCartney; worship her, bitches), Sebastian Wrong (Operations Director and Designer who's done right) and Michael Young (illustrious, renowned British designer).]

And then you can head over to Prive (60 Wyndham St., Central), yunno, that mega-club under D-i. Well, it survived a YEAR in these cut-throat clubbing times, and they'll have their first anniversary party to celebrate! Start queueing up at 9am, coz you know just how PACKED a mega-club can get at that hour. The dress code is gold and white, just like 36 of those other parties we've been to before. Please RSVP by calling 28XX-XXXX. What? You thought we were going to give you the number? If you haven't received the classy invitation with gold font by now, your only hope of being there is to kiss ass and get on someone's list. Or you can try begging at 2810-8199.